Name:
Lox and Bagel
Flavor:
White cake with cream cheese frosting; marshemellow fondant; jelly bellies
Story:
We had a training manager finish with her training at our store. I knew that a lox bagel on an everything bagel was her favorite, so I made it into a cake.
Fun Fact: Though it may not be to scale, it is the correct build to corporate standards.
Name:
Sad Blaines and his happy Kurt buddies
Flavor:
Vegan vanilla cupcakes with vegan vanilla buttercream. They were vegan.Story:These were made for a coworkers last day at the store. She’s a big Gleek, more importantly has a huge obsession with Blaine being sad. A friend and I teamed up and produced this. Real talk, this was all her idea. All I did was bake and make the frosting, she did all the decorating.
Name:
Trifecta aka Tan Penguin Mocha.Flavor:Mocha cupcakes with white chocolate chips and carmel frosting.Story:
An old coworker’s drink of choice was a chocolate, white chocolate and carmel mocha, aka diabetes in a cup. He was trying to think of a name he could call it to appropriately order it, because asking the barista for a “Mexican Penguin” would not be widely accepted everywhere. He came up with the more p.c. name of Trifecta. I was thinking one day that it’d make a delicious cupcake, and I was right. Just went from diabetes in a cup, to diabetes in a cupcake.
Dorothy Snarker: If Finn never existed, this is how Glee would have gone:
Rachel and a rag-tag group of losers and gays band together to sing elaborate show tunes and discuss Barbra Streisand. Rachel and the other losers help the gays come out in a respectful manner while embracing their individuality. The gays help Rachel stop dressing like the bait girl from To Catch a Predator. Rachel realizes the hot head cheerleader is hot.
Nobody sees Jesus on a grilled cheese sandwich. No one outs anyone before she is ready. No one threatens a girl in a wheelchair. No one proposes to a girl and thereby tempers her dreams which were always bigger than a town named after a unliked bean.
And they still win nationals because now at least everyone in Glee Club can dance.
Stick to the basketball team, Finn. Far, far away from the dance floor.
THE END.
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Bottom Text: “LATE FOR WORK.”]Oh, the irony. Also working on generating this meme made me have to hurry for work earlier, but I managed to maintain my pristine 100% punctuality.
